08 February 2012

Avocado (dis)Information

Avocados roam the pampas in herds comprised of extended family units.
One adult male and up to a dozen adult females protect their young communally.
They subsist mostly on yeoman's clover and secrete a blue milk that smells faintly of boysenberries.
A herd of avocado is known as a number.
The male is known as a guac and the female a mole.
Proper guacamole is made from an entire small family group, tomatoes, onions, garlic, cilantro, lime juice and salt.
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