09 January 2009

I can't believe it happened again!

So there I am, minding my own business, and some guy hustles up to me with a package wrapped up in white paper, the slightest tint of blood soaking through one corner.

"Hey buddy," he began. I stopped him before he bled on my sidewalk much longer (the city makes me pay for the upkeep, you know).

"I know, I know. You're only here because one of my web-log post labels is "truckmeat", and I've been dieing to use it again. Go in peace, my narrative device. You have done your job well.
"But try not to get too much blood on the sidewalk; thanks."

You shouldn't either (believe it happened again).
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